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Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer
Bro I just watched jake paul
Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer
Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.
Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."
Jake Paul, Logan Paul any of the paulers, Basically everyone except Arnex / Jeppe / Silas
The term everyone uses for something that's incredibly edgy until someone they knows gets it.
Guy 1: Did you see that new Logan Paul video?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it
Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?
Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...
A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!
Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
A zombie cell that infects other cells to the point you are a zombie.
The cancer reached his brain...
He is a zombie now...
We need to put him down.