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Ignorant, self-entitled, obnoxious, simple-minded cretins who believe that they can do as they please; just because they are incapable of maturely dealing with their trauma.
“Just saw a bunch of chavs over there and sprinted off.”
A chav is a woman/man who believes they are superior to everyone else in the world. The woman chavs wear orange foundation and thick eyebrows and very thick dark brown contour . They usually have huge thick eyelashes too. There language mainly is a very strong London accent and both genders vocabulary constantly consists of “innit” “bruv” and other slang . Both genders normally hang around McDonald’s and always have a a puff bar in a pocket . the female chav usually has fake designer bags and there’s probably slept for around 50 men.
Yo Stacy they look like chavs let’s not go neer them
slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy
chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...
Someone Louis Tomlinson is not.
Louis captioned his pic “Donny chav” what a joke
Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.
“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”
a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.
A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other
Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"
A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying
If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
Damn bro are you excited for chav week?