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When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater
Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater
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Cruising in the exit lane even tho your not exiting and swerving into the right lane at the last moment or at any opening especially in start stop traffic
That delivery truck is sooo slow!
Just jersey slide past it!
U know what? I will.
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When referencing your friends as annoying Hershey shore characters. Or when u call a ho wanna be
Hey Jersey whore u should flash as the girl walks away u yell Jersey whore
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What, so you think you're so special? (From Family Guy)
New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
It looks as though New Jersey is peaceful. It is, as I see it!
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The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.
“How’d she cum?”
“I used the Jersey Meathook”
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jersey shore, is the meaning of life. a bunch of juiced up guido's and orange tinted guidettes PARTYTING IT UP. side effects of watching this show :fist pumping, urge to tan, attraction to hair gel, the need to "get it in" 24.hours.a.day.
ME:dudeee did u watch jersey shore last night
MICHAEL: yeahh i brahh i had this inexplicable need to pump my fist and say YEAH BUDDY repeatedly
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"Say-owth Jurzee" is a place where rednecks with a bad Jersey attitude reside. "Wooder" not "water". The accent is a hybrid of southern and Philly. Extremely annoying to listen to. Irrational support of all sports teams except for those in their own home state of New Jersey. People think they can drive better than anyone else here, but the fact is, the land is straight, flat, well lit, and not very complex compared to other areas such as North Jersey. Thinks "North Jersey" is Tom's River. Will make fun of people from North Jersey, but have never in fact traveled away from the South to see for themselves. In many instances, the North is a scary place for the pineys. Most people are illiterate. Trying to decipher a text from one of these people will cause you to lose a dangerous amount of brain cells. If not in college after high school, South Jersey kids will immediately have one to several illegitimate children. Jobs/housing/vehicles/significant others/life goals/etc. usually change on a monthly to weekly basis. Low income, yet everyone still has money to buy cigarettes and booze. They are proud to use WaWa's for everything, which means paying a higher price for convenience. Usually content to live off of federal aid throughout their lifetime. People never think more than about 5 minutes ahead of what they are doing, and even that is a stretch. A "Do it in the Pines" bumper sticker is not uncommon to see on the back of a rusted-out, lifted, diesel ford or dodge pickup truck.
"What exactly are you doing in the Pines?"
South Jersey is the place to be! For about the first five minutes.
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