Mother's Day

A horrific day in the lives of single moms everywhere. A day that symbolizes their broken dreams of a loving husband, lover, friend. A day tramatizes even the most resilient mother, it's as dismal as a datelessValentines Day. It blindsides the mom by confirming that no one really cares about what they do with exception of their other female friends. Children who should be pawns used by their former husbands/lovers to prove their dedication, now flounder without guidance. In a best case scenario, a mom with young children can land a homemade gift; with older kids they can hope to get some yard work at of them without monstrous amount of lip. It's a day all moms know that no one in their house wants to celebrate. Then beyond the concept of men, it is a day that if the mother doesn't force their sons to do anything, they will definitely ruin them for the next generation of women.

A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.

A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.

Jane: "So what did the kids suprise you with for Mother's Day?"

Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".

"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"

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Mother's Ambrosia

Defining adjective for milk

Nicki: I can't believe you drank an entire gallon of milk Kathleen
Kathleen: Mmmm... Milk is mother's ambrosia!!! I LAHHVE IT!!!

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mother fucker

one who fucks there own mother

“hey mom wanna let me be a mother fucker and fuck?”

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Mother’s Milk

Something meaningful that is given to someone that then goes unappreciated or is taken for granted or something you give to someone while receiving nothing in return

Look I’m tired of giving you mother’s milk. Unless you want a failing grade on this book report I suggest you do it yourself. I’m done helping you.

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Black Motheritis

Black Motheritis is when a black women worries that her thuggish son will either be beat up, stabbed, arrested, run over, or just plain killed on a nightly basis while selling hard drugs and roaming the hood . This condition can lead to many a sleepless night as well as compulsive eating, weigh gain, diabetes, heart problems, and a predilection for social services all while praising our first African American president Barack Hussein Obama.

Yollanda's black motheritis was so bad she ended up a being a four hundred pound type one diabetic with an Obama phone.

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Mother lode

Clusters of peanuts, dark chocolate and seeds baked in a stream of golden honey and coconut oil; Vein of gold. Origin of something valuable or in great abundance.

"Oh my gosh! I just hit the mother lode!"

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Mothers Titties

same thing as 'Yo Face'.. only Worse.

'Yo Mothers Titties', 'Yo Mommas Titties'

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