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To urinate to one side while standing on a moving skateboard.
also see hang pee.
Dude I need to pee but if I stop the security guards will catch up.. I guess I will have to skateboard pee on this fence
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Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!
*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.
eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
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A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.
"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
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Also known for being a commentary on society itself. It's counter part is "pee pee poo poo fart." Not only is poo poo pee pee fart a commentary on society but is a cause of discourse in the piss and shit community. The majority of people will say put the pee pee first, but the minority of people who put the poo poo first no longer wish to be silenced. An uproar is coming.
"I just had the largest poo poo pee pee fart session of my entire life!"
Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.
I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.
Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy
I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.
No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.
“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”