red ring

Red Ringing is when you take some crushed up pills or other drug powder, and you have another person use a straw to blow it into your asshole.

Hey man, I got these oxys. Should I snort them?
No way, man. Red Ring them. You'll get so much higher!

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red ring

when you are have sex a very tight girl and you are so rough that you rip her pussy wider causing a ring of blood around your dick

I guess she wasn't as experienced as she thought because in the morning we discovered a red ring.

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onion ring

A ring piece so rancid and unwiped, it makes your eyes water.

"i went in for a piece of rear guard action, but stopped when i found she had a well battered onion ring"

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Cock Ring

The homosexual version of "Booty Call." When a person calls your cell phone explicitly to ask for sex.

"Hey Peter, who was that on the phone just now?"
"It was Jake, I gotta go"
"Dammit Peter! Diching us for a cock ring again?"

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lord of the rings

lord of the rings makes me a total girl-dork for secretly being in love with.

i love the lord of the rings and i want to have sex with aragorn in lorien

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ring sting

when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.

Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.

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fellowship of the ring

aka Company of the ring, group representing all the free races of Middle-Earth to accompany Frodo to the destruction of The One Ring. Consists of two men, Aragorn and Boromir; an elf, Legolas; a dwarf, Gimli; a wizard, Gandlaf; and four hobbits, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo.

You shall be the fellowship of the ring.

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