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August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day
Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
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When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.
“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”
yummy shrek is when something is extremely good or nice.
Person 1: We're having pasta for dinner
Person 2: Yummy shrek
You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek