When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day
Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
A website that is not made for kids. Don’t believe me? Bit.ly/3323Fly
Shrek’s swamp is a good website.
You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek
Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.
PS Onions have layers fucktard.
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Shrek is sexy and god. Donkaay is wery nice. WafflesShrek and Donkaay