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When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!
August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day
Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
Shrek Here means that you like hoes and my mom will kill you and drink vodka over your dead body
hey is shrek here
you: shut up
me: shrek HERE