Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.
-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky
When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.
I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.
A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”
The man stands up on the bed, the woman then stands on a stool or chair and starts sucking the man. The man grabs the woman and kicks out the chair having the woman hanging while sucking the man. Her legs will dangle like a wind chime.
After a couple shots of ropaadope whiskey she let me hit the Tasmanian wind chime last night, I had her singing like a wind chime.
When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.
When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina
I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going