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A really really really inappropriate euphemism.
"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person
Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh
Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper
People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor
p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!
Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
It's complicated
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."
The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.