Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

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meat flaps

Same as Meat Curtains. Also known as "roast beef". When a chicks pussy lips are too long and they flap in the breeze like dumbo ears.

That bitch has some nasty meat curtains.

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booty meat

possibly the stupidest way of describin a broad with a nice ass, booty was better, came from the song booty meat by soulja boy

girl shake dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
GIRL!

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meat doughnut

the butthole or anal sphinctor

She stuck her finger in my Meat Doughnut and I said "Fuck you ya camel toed bitch!"

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Jaggal Meat

When one cums in an envelope 20-40 times then mails it to someone.

Dude who the $%#@ sent me this Jaggal Meat in the mail. That shit smells horrible!

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Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

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meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

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