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An unusually below average sized penis, generally less than 3 inches erect.
Tiffany: "I saw you go home with a guy last night, how was it?"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"
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When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.
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A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.
Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes
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Music that you know is bad and shouldn’t be listened to / enjoyed, but triggers the uncontrollable instinct of wanting to dance and jam out to it anyway
Guy 1: dude, why do you like this song? It sucks.
Guy 2: oh it totally does I hate it... it’s kinda catchy though, yeah?
Guy 1: hell yeah, this is total penis music
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The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
"I can't wait to see the Penis Avalanche, I heard they've reformed again!"
Also known as breaking your penis
The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over
Can be just as big as anyone else's, if not bigger.
My Asian penis is six inches long, and my biggest hater's momma loves taking it for a ride.
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