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Having someone on all fours on a pool table while someone else is using the pool stick to hit the cue so it knocks one of the balls into someone's asshole.
Oh man I was slammin' pool with my homies last night at my parents house, since they are out of town.
Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’
Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.
When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.
Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"
Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"
When everybody jumps in the pool (preferably fully clothed) one after the other in a line
“Yo let’s get a Memphis Pool Party going at the neighboring beach club.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”
When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.
(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."
(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"
When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.
yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.
Being pregnant
Hey I heard Jennies a pool now. She's got kids swimming in her.