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US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan

For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.

by The Small Cheese July 8, 2022


Using Fatherless As An Insult

The most fucked up thing EVER that you can do to someone.

Some asshole: "Bruh your garbage at the game fatherless orphan ratio + cope + seethe + mald + L + dnc + your white"

Me: "Why in the actual fuck would you say something like that? I'm way smarter than you, and using fatherless as an insult is really screwed up. Seriously, go pick on someone else."

by NepgearAfficionado May 27, 2022


Among us pp

Having to large of a Cock it turns into a amogus sussy baka

I have a among us pp

by Sussy pp May 12, 2022


Among us Brainrot

Severe and total brainrot caused by hit game "Among Us" commonly shortened to "Amogus". AUB (Among Us Brainrot) is a severe condition that can lead to insanity. There are many symptoms including (but not limited to):

Seeing among us characters in everyday objects, Commonly using the phrase "sus" (short for suspicious), bringing up Among Us for no reason, having mental break downs from Among Us and Among Us related topics (usually in the form of saying something along the lines of "get out of my head!"), having panic attacks whenever the words "imposter" "sus" "among us" or "crewmate" are brought up.

These symptoms are not usually 1-1 and in some cases symptoms will mix and match with other symptoms. AUB is a non-reproducible condition (mostly), it an adverse side affect of a dead game making reproduction of the illness mostly non-reproducible. If you or a loved one experience minor AUB it is best to keep them/yourself away from others afflicted with AUB as they(possibly you as well) will work together to collectively speed up the brain degradation. AUB as of now is a uncurable illness, however time away from Among Us and Among Us related topics seems to be a temporary cure.

Person 1: "There seems to be an imposter amongst us"
Person 2: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
Person 1: "Wait what? What's his problem?"
Person 3:"He suffers from Among Us Brainrot (AUB)"

by AntiFreeze1001 May 7, 2023


Using pudding for frosting

One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.

The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.

A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.

Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.

No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?

Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.

by Ultimate Authority May 30, 2021


tash-r-us

Tash = mustache. r-us = store. Basically a store where you can find wife-ticklers.

My wife was hiding from me the bill from tash-r-us.

by UDguest November 12, 2014


meet us in the weast

A direction given after you've occupied the space resulting in a cylinder bursting and you no longer have control over your bearing.

Town said: "you'll meet us out there"
Longley asked: "where is there?"
Town said: "meet us in the weast."
Longley said: " very well!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 12, 2021