he call me big purr

comee make that pussy pur

cum owo he call me big purr

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He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

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Won't HE do it ?

"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue

"yo, Big Mike was on Live again with that smoke ! Won't he do it ?"

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he need some milk

when you suck dick

He need some milk...from some DICK!

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Then he got fat and died.

The easiest way to destroy someone’s reputation in a sarcastic manner after telling their life story.

Joe Biden won the presidency. Then he got fat and died.

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He said, she said

A euphemism for when a woman has been sexually assaulted

Mark: hey Brett what u doin tonight?
Brett: I dunno, let's get blackout drunk and find some ladies for a game of he said, she said

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Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

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