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The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.
It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.
When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
Farting as hard and loudly as you can in public. Often this results in a shart. The fart must reach at least 60 decibels of audio measurement.
Oh, baby! Yeah! Give me that Downtown Thunder Brown! *insert generic loud fart noise and squish effect*
A hammering thunder sperm is:
1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
When a male is performming a sexual act involving a woman's breasts as a form of masturbation while straddling her (also known as titty fucking), the male throws up on her breasts while at the same time farting (with anal leakage occurring, but not necessary) on her abdomen. Ergo: Thunder (fart), Mountain (titty fuck), chowder (throwing up).
Upon a very drunken evening, my room mate perfomed a Thunder Mountain Chowder on an excessively irritating, yet equally unlucky female necessitating her taking a shower and him washing his bed linens several times.
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when you slap a small jewish boy in the face and then drop a deuce on his forehead, then you finish with a good ole teabagging.
ME:"hey tom whats wrong?"
TOM:"that guy just gave me a california thunder jypsy.."
ME:"your jewish?!"
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The act of cumming on a girl's face and tasing her simultaneously. For whatever reason, this is immensely popular in British Columbia.
I don't think I'm ever going to see Joanna again, last night I gave her a Vancouver Thunder Strike.
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