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When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals
I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down
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The act of leaving your own pubic hair on the toilet seat thus discouraging the next user from taking a dump.
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A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.
"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"
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One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.
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A conglomerate of all bodily secretions into a toilet, consisting of urine, poop, saliva, and to top it off, ejaculate. Bonus points if you add blood.
Guy 1: Yo, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I was feeling bored so I made a hefty toilet soup.
Guy 1: Aww sick man.
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A giant ass man's head inside of a dirty ass toilet having a seizure while saying over and over "SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DEEP DEEP SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP"-
"I needed to take a massive shit so I decided to use the skibidi toilet. After I was done, more than half of my ass was gone."
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when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it
1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.
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