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A phrase that encapsulates your blunder about your incomprehensible sentence.
Person 1: "tell me that the level's release though :)"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Twisted Tounge"
When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.
"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."
When you bring a “girl” home from the club, but come to find out there’s a person down there.
“Oh, I didn’t expect a… banana twist!”
A motion in which you grasp a mans genitalia and twist with both hands. Kind of like you are twisting salt out of a salt grinder.
While her and her husband were arguing she got angry and gave him the good old Twisting Dicknato!
During a wrestling match someone in the audience screamed “twist his dick!! Give him a Twisting Dicknato!”
Getting a blowjob from one person while simultaneously getting a rimjob from another person.
Dude. I took took these chicks home last night and totally got a twist cone.
To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.
She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.
While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.
Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!