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A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass
"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
Twitter sonic fan: Sonic fans on twitter.
This is a description of the average 'Twitter sonic fan'.
Bitch about every minor detail.
Mental illness(autism, schizophrenia etc..)
Like to think every bad (06,Black night, secret rings) are missendertood masterpieces.
Aren't fun to be around. They're coping have sindroms of toxic negativity.
And most imporantly: They're huge meat riders.
'The twitter sonic fans' are harrasing that guy because he doesn't like a game 'the twitter sonic fans' adore.
That twitter sonic fan is disguisting
what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember
"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"
When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.
Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.
Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!
Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?
Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.
"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."
a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.
the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter
some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs