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Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014


twitter hip ratio

a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.

the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter

some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs

by Red Penguin June 18, 2024


twitter gangup

When you see an asshole committee verbally pissing down your back usually torqued snowflakes or as Jenna Jameson would use the term 'special moron' in a hashtag, I seen the industry gang up on me when it was none of their business when "Plain Jane" Ferridge did a one sided war with me, Cherie M. Priest ended up butting in as she got a c-bomb tossed at her in retort as my blog entry on wordpress speaking about how some investigative don't always return. My insult to her "No one gives fuck about your gardening" as I linked her blog about some of her gardening as I had the YouTube vid known as "Four and Twenty Deadbirds" where I had her first novel signed when she was with a small press. I had spoke with her then publisher asking if she had a history of fucking people over as I remember and I quote when speaking with her on the phone in 2003, "I don't write well with others." My video's closing, "This is the only novel I will ever spend my hard earned money on a I am going to give those readers to my roster on the first namesake as a lot of them write part time."

When one does an investigative report hammering into SomethingAwful for pulling a jayson blair level literary kleptomania, the editor of Queer Fear pulled a tl;dr as he got freight-trained on twitter, "you might as well denied the holocaust you fucking faggot!" That invoked a high profile blowup that saw The Egoless Writer's creator calling me a vile shit. As he claimed the Goon was pulling a prank, as I caught the fuck with my first novel too. I cautioned to the Queer Fear editor not to be in the room with me, but I would end up joining my classmate in the klink as he's a protected species as that invoked one of the more infamous twitter gangup tactics in the industry as I published an alumn of The Huffington Post when he was alive.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018


TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK

The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK

by ComputerWorld April 6, 2024


pop punk twitter

pop punk twitter is a wild place. its a place where Kpop Stans constantly are in some kind of drama with parxies. Where artists can talk to and get along/make fun of fans. It takes a while to get into. You might download Twitter once, not really see the point of it and get bored then delete it. Then you re download it a couple of months later and become addicted. Before you know it your profile picture is Tyler Joseph and your bio is some lyrics to a Green Day song.

Stan #1: did you hear about what's going on in pop punk twitter?
Stan #2: ya dude that shits crazy there's beef going on with so many artists

by BrendonIsKing September 22, 2019


Twitter roleplayers

Another word for pedophiles.

A: I'm a Twitter roleplayers

B: Pedo.

by Kage3210 August 7, 2020


twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely November 29, 2015