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The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.
Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.
May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp
"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"
A term for the skin texture of transfemmes on HRT, with their skin typically looking lighter, smoother, and ambiguously younger compared to the usual progression of skin aging for women in their age range.
Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.
1: Wait, Lara is almost 30? I thought she was, like, an undergrad?!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day
Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend
Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive
Jonathan: What’s wrong August?
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire