we were trying to

Attempting to do something

I told her we were trying to find the cess dealer,but couldnt

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that's how we sing

comparable to "that's how we roll," a statement which solidifies a previous action of a group.

Mark - "That party was bumpin'"
Lenny -"Yeah, cause that's how we sing"

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are we in love yet?

Sort of emo-ish shorthand for "God, I wish I had a girlfriend/boyfriend" and is said randomly at a really slow party or spouted on a whim to the stranger on a bus next to you. (The last one is fuuuuuun!)
Should be used when hyper/drunk/high/or just when you're bored and feel like shaking your best friend up.
(can also be used as a charming pick-up line before youv'e met someone)

bored guy 1"Doood, I'm sooooo bored."
bored Guy 2: "Dood, nothing's going on"

Both sit up, and say at the same time:
"Are we in love yet?"
okay...this is awkward...

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shall we floosh?

A rhetorical question asked while playing hearts. It signals when a player leads a spade in an effort to force another to play the Queen of Spades. (aka the Botach)

-Shall we floosh, gentlemen?

-Oh, we shall.

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We ride together we die together

We ride together, we die together is a term used when a female is on top of you during sexual intercourse. Halfway through the act scream, "We ride together we die together!" and promptly roll off the bed while holding onto her for dear life.

Female: Wow, being on top is fun. We should do it again next time.
Male: We ride together we die together!
Male: *rolls off bed*

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we need to talk

When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me.

What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.

Guy: We need to talk
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*

Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly

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Fuck it, we ball

It means to ball so hard that you break your balls, with no regard for the consequences of your actions

Hey, do you want to take shrooms in an empty field at night with dead phones when we have work in the morning?

Fuck it, we ball!!!

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