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Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I might as well kill myself now

It’s too late

I might as well kill myself now

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


well mr squarepants it seems you have the sus

well mr squarepants it seems you have the sus

well mr squarepants it seems you have the sus

by well mr squarepants it see sus December 14, 2022


Well slap me silly and lick my willy

A phrase meaning that your happy

β€œHere have a free meal on the house mate”
β€œWell slap me silly and lick my Willy”

by Madlad420 February 18, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!

by bloodi x wolf December 15, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023