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The exact opposite of "Let him cook!" or, "Let bro cook!"
A phrase used for when someone says, does, or makes something terrible.
Person 1: "Hey bro, have you heard producer name's new beat?"
Person 2: "Nah, lemme hear it."
*Listens*
Person 2: "Who let bro cook?"
When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
they should build a statue of the guy who killed hitler
The plural of zhongli from genshin impact.
The plural is actually "those who share the memory"
Source i'm mihoyo (trust me)
Person A: Look theres a group of Zhonglis there. What do you call them again?
Person B: They're called those who share the memory.
When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?
Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.
The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.
Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!
Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...
Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?