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A comeback for when someone questions your style, taste, or decision making. It can be used when the actual reason is too embarrassing to admit, would cause you to lose street cred, or you dont know why and want the other person to shut up.
Why are you going to see Bareback Mountain? Dude, that's just how I roll.
Why are you wearing a shirt with an amusing slogan, a trendy blazer, 300 dollar ripped jeans, and haven't shaved in a week? That's just how I roll.
Why are you ignoring me? That's just how I roll.
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Phrase used when enquiring wether a female with large breasts is underage
Hey Bill, how old dem titties?
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The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.
Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............
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Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.
Hey man hows your hammer hanging?
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What Dallas Cowboys fans say after the Cowboys win a game, make the playoffs, win the superbowl, or especially beat them Eagles.
- Cowboys defeat Eagles 33-10
Me: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!
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A slang term that implies confusion and befuddlement. Often used when you have not been paying attention and you have to do a worksheet or test. This expression usually pisses people off.
"This worksheet is on standard deviation; how you do dis?"
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