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When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.
"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"
A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,
Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.
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A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.
"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."
A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.
That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.
"he totes slammed my baby door!"
"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"
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A new type of creature created using science when a chicken egg is about to hatch pouring a mixture of liquid with a human's DNA creates something beautiful. with the head of a kid and the body of a chick the longer you look at it the more natural it looks.
Oh my goodness Chicken Baby is adorable !!
The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.
I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.