scud duck

the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.

Oh my god, look at that. That guy is talking to that scud duck over there! Fuckin hurt man!

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Duck Chin

A hard, muscular vagina.

That girl is smuggling a duck chin in her pants.

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duck whore

The people who kill all the ducks when you go hunting so that there is none left for anyone else

"I went hunting the other day but I didnt get anything because of the stupid duck whores"

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feed the ducks

Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.

"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."

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Duck and Tuck

when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.

The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"

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Duck Shuffler

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up

God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up

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Duck Felter

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

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