Keldon Cook

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.

Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.

Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.

Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)

madison kaydence cook

The most beautiful girl in the world. No one can be like her . She is very smart and out going . You are lucky to even talk to her . She is an amazing person. She will love you forever and is very good at potrey ,and loves to sing .

Look at her . I know she is beautiful. She must be a Madison kaydence cook ..

Brayden Cook

A dickhead ripping hand breaks in Bunnings car parks

He brayden cooked it

Brayden cook

A dickhead that does handbrakes in Bunnings carparks

He brayden cooked it

Now we're cooking with butter.

This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.

"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."

Cooked My Yolk

When ya girl eats yo ass

Andrew: how was your night?
Me: it was dope, she cooked my yolk

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.