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When a girl is dating a guy, but she doesn't actually care, so she'll still hook up with you.
"Isn't she dating someone?"
"Yes, but they're Swiss dating. We totally hooked up after the show."
When six couples go on a date.
Tonight im going on a hexagon date with my friends.
What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.
My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.
After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh
Tryna mid-date
An outing with a close friend, only applies to 2 guys going out, hanging out
“Oh you guys are going out together ? Have fun in your bro-date.
maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.
''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''