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Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.
Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.
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noun.
brain matter, often resembling wet, squishy noodles
Jerry the Zombie: I'm starving.
Mat the Zombie: *rips open a skull* How about some dome noodles?
Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.
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Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.
Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.
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A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”
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what dykes munch on mornin noon and night
"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"
"do you think she could eat vaggie noodles?"
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When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.
Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.
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