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Someone who spends all their time bricked up over League skins with red-Cheeto dust on their fingers.
They have never interacted with a woman
"Jason you League of Legends player stop and take a shower"
one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items
Dude, your only good at kart because of items.
item based player: someone who's only good at mario kart due to items
when a man masturbates with a condom on
lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool
The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."
A girl who kicks ass at anything and everything she puts her mind to.
A girl hockey player is better than a boy hockey player.
A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere.
Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.
Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.