Fuck me like a fat pink pony

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

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My little ponies melted onto a potato

This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid

Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato

Pony cat fish gum bbq

You dont know only jhc members and josh himself know.. which he shouldnt

Wow that was some good pony cat fish gum bbq... D-UNIT!

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its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!

when you get Black Out Drunk and Ride A Man like a pony!

A: girl what you wanna do tonight?
B: its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!
A: gettt ittt!

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Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

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stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck

You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....

Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.

" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."