Red shark

A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :

Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.

Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.

Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.

Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.

Shark Sex

Shark sex involves a lot of biting, thrashing and rolling around! Often the male has to bite the female's back, flanks and fins in order to get into a position to mate successfully

I'm dominant in bed. I'm into shark sex

Grandpa shark

A man from alabama that shoves his big black cock (bbc) down a philapeno girls throat

I saw grandpa shark fucking santa clause at the mall

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

King Shark

1. A shark with two very big cocks and likes eating fish
2. A name for Trixie
3. An awesome person who everyone likes (especially John Constantine)

Did you hear about King Shark in school?
I pray to King Shark

Sorbet shark

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"Sorbet shark you're so wise I love you !"

Angel Shark

When you get a rim job from someone who wears clear aligners (ie: Invisalign or any other clear braces)

A Target Mom's secret weapon in the bedroom is the Angel Shark