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Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.
He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.
The act of glazing five or more people at once with semen, then proceeding to line them up in a row, naked, laying down shoulder to shoulder. The perpetrator now slides belly-first down the slick aisle of cum-slathered torsos.
That rager was lit, I hear Tony pulled an Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide off with some freshman girls.
A sex move involving a man doing a bridge with a women performing a handstand while gentle falling on to the man's dick.
"Yeah man, I broke my dick last night performing the Alaskan Crab Cake."
Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy
Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful
Paul: What Was It!?
Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.
Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
the piece of shit left on the head of your dick after anal sex.
I was plowing this girl in the ass and when I pulled out that was when I realized that I had an Alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC).