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Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>
Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?
Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night
Any lame excuse to avoid physical contact with a first date.
- “oh darn! I had a full day of sun yesterday so you’re meeting me all sunburnt”
- “are you pulling an amy maneuver to avoid my hug?”
amy was an interesting child back in her old days, but nevertheless she still is an interesting child, shes jus t taken a different approach to it! shes a smart girlie and is most likely bisexual (dont even try to deny it.) she is down bad for jadas hands and is cheating on the many wives she has.
bro.. my wife cheated on me
dude im so sorry to hear that, who cheated on you?
amy duong.
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the band made at the same time one direction was made.
A: what was that girl band on the x factor along with one direction?
B: oh you mean Belle Amie?
A: yeah, what happened to them?
B: i have no idea
Amy is from Indiana. She’s never smoked and day in her life and never some drugs. She doesn’t have tattoos or kids. She was a 2nd grade school teacher. Lesbians love her but not as much as she loves vodka and keno. Now get the fuck out!
So you’re successful, intelligent, but came from The central plains of America, you’re really being an Amy Scott right now!
Getting pregnant straight after having a baby.
I was returning to work from maternity leave and realised i was pregnant again.
I had done an Amy