The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.
I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.
When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD
Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!
A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.
This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."
Mad Asian reffers to something being sick, or badass.
Man that party last night was MAD ASIAN
The Token Asian who gets you fucked up at the club! He or she usually sports some LED light gloves, LED flash lights, and Vicks Vaporub. Sometimes they can be found with a baby pacifier in their mouth. They usually use their arsenal of LED lights and toys to amplify your high, providing free up close and personal, finger light shows.
I wasn't feeling anything, then the Asian Mangler came and lit me up.