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A Drive to Survive Cunt is someone that has absolutely no clue about Formula 1 racing but enjoys the drama created around the sport via the Netflix series 'Drive to Survive'.
Hey Jacob, no wonder you know nothing about the F1, you're a 'Drive to Survive Cunt'.
Oh you've been watching Drive to Survive'', you mustn't know anything about the sport. You, Drive to Survive Cunt.
Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)
a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time
Since gtfo by itself is too boorish and rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically get lost.
When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.
Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.
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the art of eavesdropping on the person ahead of you in line at the drive through while they place their order. Drive through (or drive thru) tapping also includes the option of casting judgment on the person in front of you in line based solely on their order, ordering style, menu knowledge, special food preparation requests, accent, linguistic ability, and/or any other noticeable or distinguishing characteristic used by the orderer.
1-While drive through tapping, I learned the lady in front of me was profoundly anti pickles, mustard, and onion.
2-Whenever I hear, "Hi, I have 7 seperate orders" while drive through tapping, I go inside to order so I don't have to wait on the guy who's either buying lunch for an 87 person office or been elected drive through ambassador.
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When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!
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One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.
Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"
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