17th base

Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.

If one or more of the participating parents is dead and
requires exhumation before participating then 17th base
becomes: 103453rd base,103454th base,103455th base,103456th base,103457th base,103458th base,103459th base,103460th base,103461st base,103462nd base,103463rd base,103464th base,103465th base,103466th base,103457th base depending on the combination exhumed and then group
fucked with.

Me: "While I was at grandma's place she suggested we spice things up a bit and move from boring old 3rd base to full on 17th base."
Friend: "Dude, isn't that pretty far out even for you?"
Me: "Yeah but at least they are all alive, you know."

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5th base

when you shave your partner's asshole. This is the ultimate expression of love.

Nina and Alex totally went to 5th base last night.

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6th base

bragging to ya friends to maek em feel jealous

"hey u guess what, me and that chick, went to 6th base last night

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touch base

Saying that you'll "touch base" with someone is really just a fancy or more professional-sounding way of saying: "I'll make sure to bother you about this later."

It's a term that generally only white people use or that you only use when speaking to white people or that you only use when trying to sound white. Either way, if anyone is "touching base" with anyone else, white people have to be involved somehow.

Laura: "OK, now that we have an initial plan for Friday, I'll touch base with you tomorrow to make sure no issues have come up between now and then."

Tom: "Laura, we're just going to be hanging out at the mall. Stop being so freaking white about it!"

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third base

The place at a black jack table that corresponds with third base on a baseball diamond. A good place to be because you never get screwed up by squares taking or not taking cards other than "by the book."

Thank god i was at third base all night because there were 4 yahoos at my table taking cards on 17

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1234th base

To have sex while counting like The Count from sesame street.

Guy: One... ah ah ah. Two... ah ah ah. Three... ah ah ah...
Girl: What the hell are you doing? 1234th base?
Guy: Four... ah ah ah.

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Based Goddess

Based Goddess is a term for the great Shannon. The end.

Girl: "My boyfriend keeps looking at her"
Boy: "Well DUH shes based goddess"

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