beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

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Beat La!

The homosexual man's mating call. To say Beat La in public is to ask if any homosexuals are in earshot. To respond to a Beat La is to confirm that you are a homosexual.

I saw the boy screaming Beat La! Another young boy said the same thing. They are both gay.

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Monkey Beats

Music that typically black people listen to

Sounds like it's from the Jungle of Africa

Simliar if not the same as Jungle Beats

Whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to Monkey Beats!

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Beating Cheeks

To have rough anal sex.

last I was beating cheeks with my girlfriend

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beat a fag

To smoke a cigarette.

Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!

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beat braking

Braking your car to the beat of music while stopped at a red light.

Beat braking is fun but can ruin your car's brake system

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Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

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