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"how dose it feel to be one of the beautiful people!?"-Marilyn Manson.
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A particularly hot slut; a new slut, who hasn't worn herself out yet.
John: So, I heard you bought a hooker last week? You like sex, but it's not like you to buy a hooker.
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
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(v) To Beautiful Mind. Getting awful results that don't make sense, obtained using the most insane and convoluted ways possible.
Most popular when used in the past tense- Beautiful Minded.
EXAMPLE ONE
Coworker 1: How did that idiot screw up this report?
Coworker 2: He Beautiful Minded it. He looked up the wrong essay and used the wrong formula to get his numbers.
EXAMPLE TWO
When Jason was asked to write an essay for English class about how the world would be a better place if humans acted together more like a "V" of Geese, he Beautiful Minded together an essay about the downfall of society caused by everyone turning into birds.
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young caucasion girl who is seeking big black cock
Ever since spring break when the black guy went up Haley's skirt she has become a black beauty.
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Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.
Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.
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A thing that is beauty and bonza
Oi ya dingo, she's a beauty bonza
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A woman who, when opposed by circumstances that would most likely result in failure for most people, is able to get what she wants with very little effort due to her charm and beauty.
"I got a speeding ticket but my beautiful Godzilla girlfriend got the cop to rip it up for me"
"I tried to break up with her but she's such a beautiful Godzilla that I wasn't able to do it any more"
"I'm late for work every day and never get in trouble. I love being a beautiful Godzilla"
"Even though the concert was sold out, my beautiful Godzilla friend some how got us front row seats"
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