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beef crickets

An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.

Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.

Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.

by Hymen von Feltch January 7, 2010

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my beef

My best friend (who is sick and tired of the term bff.) A friend of exceptional caliber. One who is like family.

You just saved my life, you really are my beef. My beef just let me borrow his car, no questions asked.

by SLAY Co. Inc. February 10, 2015

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BEEF BLINDS

When the lips of a ladies vagina are so droopy and large you can pull them over your eyes so you dont have to see what you are eating.

Man I'm so glad that girl had beef blinds, I could only imagine what that looked like by the way it tasted.

by DJTRIPP May 18, 2009

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beef muffler

when a girls pussy is so streched and long it can fit over a mans head to be warn like a helmet, It will also smell like a dirty doop.

Hey mum come over here and beef muffler me

by Ben Dover1 September 6, 2006

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british beef

1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.


2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.

British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.

My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.


NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

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beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

by tnt May 2, 2003

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beef curtains

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

by Josh Charlton January 28, 2007

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