Laugh At First Sight

Sometimes, you meet someone, and it's love at first sight. Well other times, you meet people that look like dang fools and you just feel like laughing ! Given the situation, either you will allow yourself to laugh or not but you know in your heart it was Laugh At First Sight

- So I met this guy the other day... you should've seen him
- Ooh looks like love is in the air! It was love at first sight?
- Gurrl... It was more like Laugh At First Sight! I kept smiling all the time so he thinks I like him now but I was only trying not to laugh at him
- uh oh
- I know right... But you shoulda seen him for real xD

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first class namespace

a made up term which is supposed to sound technical and only used when you have no fucking idea what you are saying.

Steve needs to modify the first class namespace to be a resource-oriented architecture.

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first line vocabulary

A first line vocabulary is someone who hears a cool or just clever new slang term and then goes to Urban Dictionary and assumes the first meaning is the correct one no matter what the context.

I saw a girl get disowned by her family because she tried to pull a first line vocabulary move and ended up calling her mother a swine humping prostitute by accident.

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first thursday of november

the best day to party, a great time to get drunk and smoke weed, its especially big in high school

Hey, I got a keg for the first thursday of november

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the first nigger ever

once upon a time a man was white and then he got stupit an also he stait out in da sun to long and he got brown, so if a nigga be actin all old an shit he be a "the first nigger ever" also he love chicken and FRIED!

adam k. jus said "black men have wide noses so they can eat women viggerously and still be able to brethe" also he is the first nigger ever!

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family first card

the card in new jersey that my neighbor sells to my mom for $10. But has $100 on it.

I went to a party the other day and my friend's mother bought his cake with her third baby daddy's mom card.

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greedo shoots first

A phrase used to describe a change that is both pointless and bad. The phrase came from the edited scene in Star Wars Special Edition in which Greedo fires at Han Solo.

Have you played Conker: Live and Reloaded? Greedo shoots first a few times in it.

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