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Nymphotic Cancer

A condition where you just can't get enough hot sex.

We've had sex three times today and he still wants more. I think Derek has nymphotic cancer.

by Thenumber6six June 30, 2013


Anti-Cancer

He's a Beast.

Simply Epic.

Person 1 : You seen Anti-Cancer?

Person 2 : Cancer? Haven't seen that beast in a while.

by Anti-Cancer January 2, 2011


Cancer’s Brother

Logan Paul Jake Paul Older Maybe Worst Brother

My Friend:Who aid Cancer’s Brother

Me:Logan Paul

by WhoIsJJ July 24, 2019


inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023


Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023


Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011


cancer intro

A cancerous intro template most commonly used on YouTube by cancerous YouTubers.
The problem about cancer intro's is that the intro itself isn't bad but the fact that SO MANY people use it because they cannot make an intro.

Stomedy has cancer little intro.
Thot cancer intro looks so cancer.
Lemme smash that cancer intro.

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018