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A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.
Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
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leader of the Seamen of the South- notorious for navigating the ship and for giving orders. Likes to get caught in traffic
AKA the Captain
hey wheres Captain Munch?
hes takin a shit man
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A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.
Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey
"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?
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A well brought up young man sporting a deliberately dishevelled look. Accessories may include old mannish articles such as a ripped Barbour, a pipe, and some form of hat.
Check out that guy Crispin wearing the Peruvian hat with the tassels and smoking a pipe. Such a Captain Trampy!
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When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.
I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.
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wanda: is that captain marvel?
thor: yeah she powerful as fuck
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Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.
Captain Fantastic had an epic battle with King Ramas.
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