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pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami April 21, 2011


Minors cave

A perfectly shaped arse

That arse looks like a minors cave

by Cunted March 4, 2023


Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.

Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.

by Sicem bears August 5, 2020


haunted cave

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.

Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?

by SharkoftheredseaTTV May 22, 2022


knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 April 27, 2018


Slugs in the cave

When some one needs to go to the toilet for a number two.

"I have slugs in the cave" "I need to go to the toilet. I Have slugs in the cave"

by DJ JA May 23, 2017


cave guy

confused unga bunga

Cave guy#1: Yayy wheel!
Lion: Eats him

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021