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Cheese bookend

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.

Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself

by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021


Cheese Delux

When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.

Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!

by cheeseglorgasm May 13, 2010


Lava Cheese

The super-heated cheese stuffing of any number of baked or fried foods when freshly done. Typically applied when the food is not allowed to cool for long enough.

I bit into my pizza bite right out of the microwave and the lava cheese burned the hell out of my tongue.

by Astexix December 8, 2010


Cheese Asf

A term that start by Cleveland Ohio east side males (originally from UTW) . That’s cheese asf /Cheese asf 🧀 means that something is really corny or not “Raw” as they would say .

Untun you cheese asf move

by SOME DTW HOE😌 February 9, 2019


Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018


Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

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cottage cheesed

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018