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When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.
"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."
An excuse made when people see any of your personal belongings covered with brown stains. This phrase is mostly used as a defense against the assumption that the stains derived from feces.
Guy: How do like my room babe.
Girl: It's nice. (Looks at bed sheets) Why are there brown stains all over your bed?
Guy: Uh... it's just chocolate.
Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.
I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.
A black dick!
Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!
The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.
I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper
When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole
Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday