dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

Balls O' Clock

Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything

Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

warble-clock

n. v. (war'ble clock) (wôr'b'l klŏk)
innate sense of chaos

He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.

guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.

Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time

Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid