to be in the closet is when everyone around you assumes you are straight, and you are left in an awkward position to decide to correct them or to stay quiet, there is a possibility they don't know either
conclusion if they avoid topics about being attracted to the opposite sex or the same sex, they might be a part of the LGBT community; however, you could never know
random girl: "Okay girls, which guy in camp woods is the sexiest?"
girl in the closet: "I don't know, I haven't been paying attention"
short hair girl: "I think it's Marcus, what about you guys?"
Someone who's LGBTQQIA+ but hasn't come out yet
James was in the closet for ten years after realising that he was a trans man.
A person hiding there sexuality
guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...
In The Closet is a sex position, you lay in bed, i sit in the closet :/
1. Hey wanna do the "In the closet"
2. What's "In the closet"
1. You'll see, just trust me
2. Ok
When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused
Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.
One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.
My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet