When you go out for Starbucks.
And come home for anal.
Michelle: "OOH, Breanna I know you did coffee butt with Dylan yesterday!!!"
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a person who having been served their coffee goes over to the counter to add sugar, milk, cream whatever and takes forE-V-E-R to get his/her mix just right, and in the process is oblivious to the line up of people behind whose coffee isn't getting any warmer. In a word: moron!
Look at that Coffee Drip holding up all those people.
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a contest between two persons during which the two engage in mass consumption of coffee and attempt to laugh a lot because life is too short to do anything else.
During the coffee challenge with Mike, Sarah developed washboard abs from laughing a lot.
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Shit coffee what's to explain
Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss
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Taking a piping hot mug of coffee, holding it over your coworkers desk, and dropping it, causing a huge explosion of ceramic pieces and scalding caffeine juice.
"Do you know why you're in HR?"
"For coffee bombing Rob?"
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When someone crouches over someone lying down and dangles their balls into their mouth while gyrating as fast as they can
I coffee ground your mum so fast last night i think she needs some braces
I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out
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