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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019


Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024


knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught May 31, 2011


East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had

Where are you located? East Van Couch

by Willy1972 September 6, 2023


fuck ya couch

meaning for when u dont give a fuck

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton February 1, 2016


Couch hot

A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.

You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.

Margaret's not really my type, but there's something about her... I guess I'd say she's couch hot.

by Funky_Footjam September 19, 2016


gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.

Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.

by Grace Noble December 29, 2023