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Cracked Up

Messed up; Jacked up; Not right.

Man, yo teef is cracked up! Get them thangs checked out by a dennis!

by milkNcereal2319 June 19, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracked Eggs

Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.

Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 29, 2015

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office crack

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

by critter getter September 7, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack whore

The basic definition of a girl who is a major whore and everyone knows it. She gets called it constantly, and she sucks dick, or does 69, for crack.

....and she steals people's stuff and always annoys people

Hannah Dew sucks cock, so therefore, she = a crack whore.

by WDKBTBRRSHD October 5, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


virtual crack

1. World of warcraft. Essentailly, it is crack on a disc. It trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. The "WoW" addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can't help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a "trip" to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. It is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.

WoW Addict: "Common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!"

Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."

WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"

It's virtual crack

by Anonyms. February 3, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack nigger

A person of any race who has enslaved themselves to crack cocaine.

That crack nigger smokes his entire paycheck up in a day.

by Black Ninja June 23, 2005

64๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack enthusiast

Politically correct term for a crackhead.

One who appreciates crack but is generally does so in a dignified manner by refraining from prostituting oneself or stealing from ones family to pay for crack.

One who is particular about his or her crack demanding only the finest shit.

Kim: "Tyrone you a crackhead'

Tyrone: "Kim we prefer the term crack enthusiast"

Example 2

This will simply not do, this is made with generic baking soda and is not fit for a crack enthusiast such as me.

by dos cracquis May 26, 2010

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